Qwackerz

Name....Donniethon-Lee-Nathan-John.....Just call me Qwackerz
Age......38
Sex....Male
Location.......Churchtown-Southport
Born.....Blackpool but lived in Southport for 33 years
Star Sign : Capricorn
Sexuality : Straight
Profession : Dance music remix,producer,Gizmo trainer
Marital Status : Single ,open to offers
Perfect Partner : Not looking for perfection
Interests : DJ,Biking,Psychology,travel,Historic places.
Makes Me Happy : Dancing,music,chilling,chatin,theme parks
Makes Me Sad : False people,lier's,players,cruelty,violence
Cigarettes : I don't smoke
Alcohol : Carlsberg
Drugs : No way
Bad Habits : Spelling,speaking my mind.
Race : White / Caucasian
Hair : 1 above a Bic razor
Eyes : Green
Height : 6' 0" (183 cm)
Weight : 14.2 St
Body Type : Average-Stocky
Food : Veg,Traditional English,Farley's rusks & marmite
Music : Electro,classical,80s,Texas,U2 .
TV Show : 80s sitcoms,The Office.Phoenix Nights,Little Britain
Author : Edgar Allen powh,cant spell it though
Movie : Classic war films,carry on,drama,suspense
Night Club / Bar : Dance events,chiled bars,pubs with footy
Animal : Schnauzer dog,Horses,tom cat,me,Grrrr
Person : Lee Evens,Jack Dee,Johnny Vegas,Peter Key
Website : www.offthekerb.co.uk
Place : Tokyo,City's,Middle of nowhere,Beach,my bed

....BRACE YOURSELF.... Im easygoing,down to earth,chilled out,laid back content and happy in my life,"BUT WOOHH!,HANG ON A MO"..The real choaker is?..im also a man so i have a "100% LEGAL GENUINE" reason for being a pain in the backside when you least expect it.... Very independent,spontainiouse,cheaky fiesty,....equaly happy having mad,fast hecktic or peicefull relaxing times out,or nice,intimate,quiet times in with a movie,drinks,takeaway,chating,then fighting over the last bit in a bottle of wine or the remote,but guess whos got the batteries?Ha!.... Anyway,i love the outdoors n going on adventure,new places,things,people,and all the usual stuff,going to the cimema,bowling,pubs BLAHH DE BLAHH.... Theres nothing i dislike or wont try apart from seafood,ive no time for liers or fales people.... ....CONCLUSION... . Simply freindship,laughs n fun,....Or your money back.lol... You can relax now...

I would like to meet a genuine woman whom is loving,romantic,caring,some one who is not afraid to be or show the real them,be it good,bad,happy,sad,loud,quiet,a bit of a fruit loop at times like me?,just be you,i would love to settle in love and life with a woman whom has become my missing half,best friend,somone whom we can talk about anything(Belive me i do,but draw the line at plant pots)or equaly be together and not say a word,both being comfortable with each others silence ,then thinking thats the best conversation weve ever had.Its hard to describe the person your looking for but you know when youve found eachother,and let things happen naturaly.

Loving - 100%
Confident - 90%
Successful - 80%
Fidelity - 100%
Sexy - 80%
Compassionate - 100%
Extrovert - 80%
Caring - 100%
Patient - 90%
Sexually Adventurous - 80%
Fitness - 80%