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« on: March 17, 2009, 02:47:13 PM »

A Quickie in the Bushes..                            
                                                                      
              There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one
              of a nude                              
              woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for
              a hundred                                              
              years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,
              with a single                                          
              gesture, brings the two to life.                        
                                                                      
              The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient
              through a                                              
              hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been
              given life                                              
              for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
                                                                      
              He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running  
              behind the                                              
              shrubbery.                                              
                                                                      
              The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
              ensues.                                                
              After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
              laughing.                                              
                                                                      
              The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left,
              would you                                              
              care to do it again?'                                  
                                                                      
              He asks her 'Shall we?'                                
                                                                      
              She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change  
              positions.                                              
              This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you crap on its
              head.'                                                  
                                                                      
                                                                      
              ----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????  
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 08:47:15 PM »

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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