Bob, a really handsome dude, walked

into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar

and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story of a

man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said,

'Do you think he'll jump?'


Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'


The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed £20 on the bar and said,

'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money

on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a

swan dive off the building, falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset, but willingly

handed her £20 to Bob, saying,

'Fairs fair. Here's your money.'


Bob replied, 'I can't take your money,

I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and

so I knew he would jump.'


The blond replied,

'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'


Bob took the money...