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[July 28, 2010, 08:31:49 PM]
Argie:
oh well. off to deliver a phone to a woman, and a plastic cow to a small boy. catch thas all later :)

[July 27, 2010, 01:26:30 PM]
klingon:
good day all  :tog:

[July 27, 2010, 04:12:12 AM]
Fizzywiggy:
Another wet and miserable day just starting too!

[July 26, 2010, 08:51:52 AM]
standishgirl:
Good Morning on this wet and miserable day xx

[July 25, 2010, 12:20:15 AM]
Argie:
alreet in the end, some things are easier than u think  :)

[July 24, 2010, 05:01:34 PM]
chaos:
afternoon all......that doesn't sound fun at all argie

[July 24, 2010, 01:34:36 PM]
Argie:
ehup. time to shift a chest of drawers up the M6. CBA 2 be honest  :frownie:

[July 24, 2010, 01:17:10 PM]
standishgirl:
Good afternoon  :biggrin:

[July 24, 2010, 12:44:46 PM]
cas:
aw bad night SG

[July 23, 2010, 10:17:33 PM]
standishgirl:
well may as well go to bed, night all xx ;)

[July 23, 2010, 09:04:11 PM]
standishgirl:
there is bugger all on the tele  :bat:

[July 23, 2010, 08:09:25 PM]
Argie:
doing exactly that at my own place hun, the mower's for the dadster. hopefully stop him tripping over the wire..


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« on: March 09, 2010, 08:28:51 AM »
An elderly man walks into a confessional. ... The following
conversation ensues:



Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking.

We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'


Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 08:33:02 AM »


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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 09:07:32 AM »
That is terrific, must remember it.
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