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Title: confession
Post by: Lurks on March 09, 2010, 08:28:51 AM
An elderly man walks into a confessional. ... The following
conversation ensues:



Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking.

We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'


Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'


Title: Re: confession
Post by: Fizzywiggy on March 09, 2010, 08:33:02 AM


 :thumbup: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


Title: Re: confession
Post by: NigelWaring on March 09, 2010, 09:07:32 AM
That is terrific, must remember it.