confession

[Lurks]

An elderly man walks into a confessional. ... The following
conversation ensues:



Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking.

We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'


Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'

[Fizzywiggy]

 

[NigelWaring]

That is terrific, must remember it.