Ford Escort.
Loads of evidence of car having been left lying about unused for yonks before I bought it. Not for a fortune.
Starter motor was working like a good'un up until a few days ago, when I decided to undo the battery and charge it up in the garage.
Battery was a bit short of water, topped it up with rainwater.
Gave it a good charge, the charger seemed happy with it, it took a good couple of hours charge before the charger decided it was full.
Reattached it. Car will now not turn over

All the electrics work fine, and when you turn the key, you can hear a solenoid going 'clack' somewhere in the guts under the bonnet. But there's not even the slightest sign of the starter even trying to engage.
Tried putting the car in 5th gear & rocking it back and forth.. hoping to free a cog off somewhere.. no improvement.
Plan is now to get 2 trolley jacks & axle stands under the front, and whack the starter motor with a lumphammer.
Anyone got a better idea?
(yeah i know, scrap the thing lol..)